Captain Zigzag

"Remember: the sea wants you dead."


Skilled, professional, privately compassionate, publicly remorseless.

Would rather be spear-fishing, skin-diving, and pursuing lithe Latino men, but life has not panned out that way.

Reserved. Even for a German.


Former German naval officer, who lost his commission after an “incident” which also lead to serious legal repercussions. Has spent over 15 years as a successful but unlucky smuggler, most of those years in the Caribbean.

Captain Zigzag

Running Silent Monty